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Sony has some deep pockets I guess

Use them or lose them

Amazing actress, and best Transfiguration teacher.

Rest in peace.

Nah that is another myth, it will just make it harder for your sauce to stick to your pasta. Add salt and it won’t stick together.

As a pitcher, I serve up plenty of beanballs, so I know good beans when I see them. Bean-Bay Beans. They’re the beaniest.

Baked beam

What a glorious orange pos. I want one!

Something about the use of Lair makes them sound like a supervillain

In America anyways.

I never understood why people serve food like this? When ever I get a dish like this, the first thing I do is disassemble it so i can actually fucking eat it.

I get its visually appealing, but I am not 12 and i just want to eat a bagel.

Sorry for the rant

How did they die?

Car accident.

Fuck I love those videos, I just use dishwasher powder now and clean my filter frequently. My dishes are perfect!

This just screams to cops, pull me over!

We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.

‘Some kids may become traumatised by making the wrong decisions, so I am going to traumatise all of them by denying them a choice entirely. Go me!’ - Some assholes in Wyoming.

“I think children just weren’t ready to make those kinds of decisions”

So despite me knowing nothing about them. I have decided to make it for them.

“ascertained that the defendant was operating said vehicle in an intoxicated condition in that his eyes were bloodshot and glassy, a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage was emanating from his breath, he was unable to divide attention”

Erhm… so he had Tunnel Vision?

The guy just needs to be patting himself on the back in that image and it would be perfect.