It’s not just a sale. Gift card money is invested and the company makes returns off of it, and all they have to do is provide you the base value of the gift card in coffee or whatever at some later date. Plus, if your purchases don’t add to a whole number, millions of gift cards with like 30 cents left over in each of them is a ton of free money for the company. Gift cards are a huge scam

This requires the legs to be all the same height and the floor to cause the wobble. That doesn’t happen often irl, but I’ve done it a few times and it always makes me happy when it works

A remarkable example of a non-Hermitian operator

I mean… if that happened, his followers would stage a coup under the pretense that he’ll come back to life or something. Not sure that’s better

Elon’s solution to the cyber harassment problem - let’s just make it part of product? What a moron

Omg! I didn’t know Pythagoras taught at Harvard

On the other hand, reducing military spending would be nice. Just wish we didn’t have persecute people to do it

No idea but it’s brilliant. I’m proud of a government agency for once

This is amazing! I’m sharing it with everyone I know