Narrrz

“do you guys have enough rope? here, let us give you some more”

where do you get all your polonium from?

not asking for any nefarious reason

except for all those times when it wasn’t…

but any further violence is excessive. obviously.

I actively try to avoid killing cockroaches - they’re useful to the ecosystem. Republicans, not so much.

I doubt I’d extend them the same courtesy.

Jung’s work is too derivative. If you want to be taken seriously, coach it in terms of Freud’s theories.

a stainless steel, vacuum sealed French press (coffee plunger), which I bought back in… 2011? i think? when I broke my glass one a week after getting it.

pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.

this is such toxic advice.

it gets him coming and going. alzeimers is degrading his mental capacity, which as you mentioned, was already only the level of a six year old.

a very average six year old.

the hosting is free, you just pay a subscription to ensure it stays that way.

I definitely have BO, but I can't smell my own, typically. however, I also just don't find the smell of sweat/BO particularly offensive.

I've started using not an antiperspirant, but a substance that acts like a deodorant, because my partner is VERY sensitive to smells and mine apparently sets her off pretty badly.

and the open source, free tools for creating such games are getting better almost by the day.

as if they could.

alternately: like, see what they have to do to emulate even a fraction of my power, scoobs

Obama was all into war crimes in the middle east too, so I can't pretend I'm surprised.

hmmmmmm

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

better yet, just don't autoplay fucking videos! if I want to watch it, I'll click on it!

did this magazine get renamed "olds"?

my partner felt much the same way you do - she had never had a boyfriend before we got together, when she was 28.

we met through a dating site - OKCupid - don't know if that makes a difference to you.

I'm from NZ. I was very surprised to learn that our gun laws were quite lax up until the relatively recent mosque shooting in Christchurch - the assault-style weapon the shooter used was quite legal, including the special modifications he had made to make it better for killing people.

in the wake of that tragedy, things have gotten a lot stricter, though I'm afraid I can't provide specifics - while I love guns, my collections are confined to the virtual, and I really have no interest in owning one IRL.