Naja Kaouthia

Thank fucking Christ he’s old and will be dead soon. That’s all I’m holding onto right now.

Well I haven’t experienced this level of disappointment since childhood.

I refer to him as, “Voldemort lookin’ motherfucker”

That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.

Well. The administration would be consistently brain wormy I guess.

Looks like that one in the background is next.

He always looks so confused in his photos.

Bone Spurs McShart can only buy one of those medals like his buddies the Adelsons did so of course he thinks it’s better.

Combat on Atari 2600.

lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.

Colorado?

Secretary of Trichinella has a nice ring to it.

My nana used to have a collection of spoons in holders like this in her dining room. Thanks for the double hit of nostalgia and serotonin.

Goddamn, I love that speech every time I hear or read it.

Edit: unsaladed the thing.

The photo is kinda creeping me out in ways that I don’t have words for. Did someone leave the Necronomicon open again?

You know, maybe I’m getting old but I remember a time when the Republican Party wasn’t running on a platform that consists of nothing but batshit crazy. I’ve never been a Republican but there was some semblance of sanity there and not this soup sandwich of bathrooms and genitals. Jfc.

Tim Walz, America’s Dad.

You can just say cult. Like the Jonestown, Waco etc. kind. It’s ok, we’re all terrifyingly aware.

If chosen for Vice President I vow to go out and rob a liquor store on Day 1.

That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.