DEI turned me into a newt!
I upvote cat pictures!
DEI turned me into a newt!
Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.
What about a sabot?
Can I be average and Pan?
Absofuckinglutely NOT. If I’d have had to prove domestic abuse in the South to get divorced I’d be a fucking corpse by now. My ex is a very bad person.
What in the flying blue buttfuck is going on with this trying to strip women of their privacy shit? That psycho Katie Britt is trying to put pregnant women in an Excel sheet and then there’s this fuckin’ guy.
Well I mean, America’s comedy president thought it might be a feasible option to drop nuclear weapons onto hurricanes (allegedly) so I’m sure someone would give stopping El Niño the ol’ college try.
Good for her! I hope she kicks all those rich old white guys right in the dick. Repeatedly.
I was somewhat disappointed to discover that no skulls were involved in this hatchet burial.
I bought a bottle of mint and eucalyptus body wash. Now it feels like my butthole just smoked a Newport.
I generally try not to read them either. I have elementary age kids. Before I had kids I owned a handgun and would go to the range but when the kids came along the gun had to go. There’s no level of risk other than zero that’s acceptable to me in this regard.
Just tell her she’s there to install the border lasers.
He looks like he could use a venti covfefe.
Lucky for me, my retirement plan is to die at my desk.
Exactly. I can triage everything.
I have questions that I should probably keep to myself…
Ah thank you for the data! Good to know the snowpack overall is ok. It’s just been a really warm brown winter locally and naturally we’re all dreading summer fire season.
I’m next door in Colorado up in the mountains and we’ve been very very warm this year (60s F, 17-ish C). We’ve also had fires recently and there’s very little snow on the ground.
That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.