I can’t help but feel it looks like he was slapped by a banana or something, his face is slightly curved in some weird way

That’s the spirit!

If it doesn’t immediately spark the interest to buy it, go ahead and wait for it to go on sale. It sounds like you may have buyers’ remorse if it ends up not being your thing and you pay full price.

This is an IT job in a nutshell

Utility usage? Pull up the last 6 months of, like, water use (since you need to have water so it’s a solid metric).