Maybe it’s not crunchy enough

Hawk two I don’t know why but the girl describing spitting is becoming the newest meme

I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order

I think once he got back on his feet you probably reminded him (through no fault of your own obviously) of that horrible painful time in his life and it may have just been too unbearable to be around you. And he may not have even made that as a conscious decision. Still it’s completely unfair to you and you didn’t deserve that. Your value in being a good person in this world is appreciated, at least by an internet stranger :)

Boat owner here and grew up boating. Mine and my husband’s happiest place is being on the water on our boat. BUT it is expensive and there are a lot of considerations and you very much need to know how to properly operate one and know the rules of the water. For example, docking is a skill in many conditions, it’s way harder than it looks, make sure you understand right of way, constant bearing decreasing range (if a boat looks like it is in the same spot relative to your position but it keeps getting bigger and bigger you’re on a collision course), know how channel markers work (red right returning), know how to read marine maps and understand tides and how much water your boat draws so you never run aground, where are you going to keep your boat-dry slip/wet slip/boat house storage and if it’s dry storage you need a trailer for the boat and a car (truck) that can pull the weight of the boat and the trailer, then you need to learn how to launch a boat (this is just comical to watch people try, me included, I don’t even try). Dock space is expensive, fuel is expensive, maintenance is expensive. Buy used but ask how many hours the boat and engine have on it, don’t just rely on the age. And ask about maintenance history. Know that engines are WAY more expensive than you would think. And please please please take a boat safety course and get your license. If there’s any way you can be on and around other people’s boats and just watch and ask questions for a while I would highly recommend that! Two biggest things- pay attention to the weather and always put the plug in before you launch the boat!!

God speed friend

I was just watching Love Island (don’t judge) and noticed two of the guys who are very good friends were sitting with their legs sort of crossed together. Like the way girls who are close friends would. It stuck out because you don’t really see that much but I was like hey that’s pretty cool, kinda more masculine (at least from my girl perspective) than guys that are all afraid to touch each other

OMG I just had this exact conversation with my doctor!

Well I love Paczki with all my heart! I’m spending my $15 on Paczki too

Fold a fitted sheet!

Harrumphflehgurmphhh

I don’t get the joke but that’s a dachshund and I’d like to be his friend

You mean May 21st at 2:07pm

Your username makes this my favorite comment

You’ll never be as young as you are now

Oscar looks like he just crawled out of a well and is about to steal my soul

I’m having one of those silent full body shake laughs over this, thank you

Is this where you find that dark web place?

Well did you ever figure it out, how many hands do you have??

Just the one?

I don’t trust him, he and Mario have other sinister plans