“come up for some coffee?”

“No. I don’t drink coffee this late. I wouldn’t sleep all night.”

I thought they were shaming the guy for being too weak to hoist her up there…

It’s still better to hear this lying message and then be kicked off than when they have you talk to the robot that tries to understand what you want but can’t and then ends up telling you what movies are playing right now in Singapore for some reason.

It sounds like something that happens regularly during an update to software with a lot of users.