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Cake day: July 13th, 2023

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  • They think themselves special because

    A) it’s a very large state, nearly as large as Alaska. Originally or was going to become several states, but it being admitted to the union prior to the civil war as a slave state the leaders of the country chose to leave it as one huge state because they wanted to keep the ratio of slave and non slave states equal.

    B) they used to be an independent country (like Hawaii). Nevermind the fact the only reason they asked to join the Union was that the nation of Texas was broke and couldn’t pay their bills.

    C) they’re quite populous, nearly as much so as California.

    Basically, when you’re second best at everything and broke af you get a chip on your shoulder.