That’s a big ole’ desert that state has. Wouldn’t it be nice for those fake electors to be given a courtesy tour, to show the state’s appreciation for their misguided efforts but no hard feelings, of the deep wilderness?

I started drinking lots of alcohol. It didn’t really help in the long run.

It’s like liquid therapy.

Then you lose your family and job.

It’s great!

Who the fuck appointed these ass-clowns as some sort of official envoy?

Quick Hamas! Bomb the fuck outta that place!!!

You go girl!

FAAFO?

There should be a bump where his crotch is.

Guy’s gotta have a hobby!

BTW: he had liquor for the Russians, but what did he have for the Chinese?

BBTW: Sounds like a great funding pitch for a Nat Geo doco. If I was a multi millionaire I’d help him make it a reality. Even if he was just talking shit to avoid jail, I’d work it out with the judge and make him attempt it.

They should automatically refund to money if not spent in 5 years or so.

Gosh I didn’t realise he was a wee fella like that!

Careful! You might cut yo self!!!

I’ve never been to the north or south poles. Or Poland for that matter. What the hell are you talking about Gomer?

$20 says he’s really into getting spit-roasted by big hairy bears.

There’s nothing wrong with this of course, but his inevitable hypocrisy is why we can’t have nice things.

If you prune their roots and little branches then you can keep them small. Also using wire to shape them can create a more interesting character.

I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.

I’d love to hear Rudy taken apart by Al Franken.

Airlines don’t lose people. People lose people.

All it takes to stop a bad person with an airline, is a good person with an airline.

CROTCH RAY! YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE GREEN LIGHT! CROTCH RAY! YOU DONT HAVE SEND YOUR LASER BEAMS INTO THE NIGHT!

My 14 yo would be stoked. He’s right into networking tech. Doesn’t really care about Nintendo.

Someone should toss that orange shitstain out a window.

A low window.

Just high enough that he’s really badly hurt. Maybe like breaking his coccyx.

Ha! It’s not like he’s difficult to upset. Just mention something like the pee tapes, or his smell and he’ll start going off on one.

He’s such a lovely man isn’t he?