Here comes a whopping million dollar fine in five years

What the hell are you talking about about? Who is out there “scoffing” at those who save?

Sometimes I wonder how awesome the Internet would be if people didn’t constantly spout some made up bullshit as fact.

I live in Texas

Ah, yeah that explains a lot.

This time they’d actually bring out the machine guns.

“The dolphin, a juvenile, had injuries consistent with being shot with a firearm,” NOAA said.

Halfway there! 🙏

The developers plan to upgrade the AI so that it can predict appropriate assignments of jobs for new employees

“The AI says you’re probably going to quit so we’re going to start you out on a really boring, mundane, low-risk task.”

“Fuck this sucks. I quit.”

“Wow this AI is so good at predicting things!!”

Tesla single handedly showed an alternative to oil-based vehicles with an absolutely superior machine.

Keep drinking the koolaide, though!

lol

Go for it, I believe in you

Uh, why?

The concept of surge pricing for something that was supposed to be a side job for drivers makes sense. During a blizzard, if driving Uber is my side hustle, there’s no way I’m getting in the car to pick up some schmuck after he drank too much at Applebee’s. But if I can charge more for that ride, I will start to consider it.

But then the “gig” job became people’s full time job and everything, as it must, went to shit.

But for Wendy’s? The meat is there. The employee is there. Everything is already there, ready and waiting to make burgers. So surge pricing isn’t correcting a supply/demand imbalance - it’s just on-demand price gouging.

“why do so many people believe in conspiracies”

“Well, to understand that, you have let me tell you about how The System is designed to replace education with propaganda.”

This will somehow result in increased bag fees.

“unfortunately”?

You are wrong. “Universal health care” has nothing to do with removing profit motive. It just means everyone has access to health care, be that through public or private (ie profit-driven) insurance.

I think you’re meaning to say “single payer” health care, which is where the government spends a portion of tax revenue to pay for health care for everyone.

This is wild. My family and I just had vaccines done at Walgreens on Friday. The lady who did the vaccination quite nearly fucked up and gave my son an adult dose. She caught herself and pulled it out before injecting, but it was a near thing. It was quite obvious that she was completely rushing everything and was completely overwhelmed.

I've thought about this.

This ought to be good.

If they couldn't use guns, they'd use cars

LOL

If Americans would stop fetishizing guns to the point of sacrificing children to the altar of their bang-bang toys, we could actually have a respectable society.