starts rhythmic clapping
HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
starts rhythmic clapping
HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
The microwave at the Future Gadgets Lab is about to experience one hell of an upgrade.
This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I’ll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things “hoverboards.”
Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.
Furry Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: “Just vibe.”
When you turn 12 and promptly WAKE UP.
Fight you? For harnessing the courage necessary to throw aside the taboos of society and finally speak the culinary truth?
I’ll meet you on the battlefield, sure, but not as your enemy.
And that’s just the movie that kicks off the Johnicles cinematic universe.
Just wait until they introduce Johnny Mnemonic, Johnny Utah, and Johnny Silverhand.
I’ll be honest with you. I very nearly did. Sorry. That’s on me.
Superintendent, I was just-- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Maybe I’m the outlier here, but if I’m a big enough fanboy of a certain anime, I don’t mind a semi-crappy video game port that let’s me further bask in that universe. Even moreso if the game’s throwing out extra new lore or good fanservice at me.
Plus there was always something oddly charming about clunky PS2-era licensed anime games to me, although I admit nostalgia may be influencing my perspective there.
And this is coming from someone who played through both PS2 Eureka Seven games to completion.
Funny, I seem to remember this design dropping in 2015…
Sometimes you can lose but still win.
I saw a chicken today.
God, I miss shittymorph.
“Kept the glove though. Keeps my beer from cooling my hand…and keeps my hand from warming my beer. And it looks pretty BAD ASS.”
You know who else looks like a pig on a flatbed truck?
“There was a hole here. It’s gone now.”