My Casio gets updated daily from an atomic clock. It knows what time it is.

What a coincidence. Did you ever get tied to the mast and sent to distant lands?

Golden Brown is a song by the Stranglers released in 1982

So it’s like AI, but tailored for one purpose and without the marketing

It was pretty good. Second arc in a year or so?

It did, and it said he wasn’t better than Magnus or Hikaru

In Norway, imagining or describing acts with a 16-year old is CP, but having sex with a 16-year old is perfectly legal

Ah, yes! The time of Louis XIV. Only for the King, of course.

Use it as your daily driver and get really comfortable with it. After this, complain loudly when you see someone doing anything in a different way. Then say “I use Arch btw”

Both eyes make a huge difference if you want to switch between moving targets, so it makes sense in a military setting

He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he’s trying alternate means

If Books Could Kill is new my favourite

No, there’s only this one angry rich dude who goes invading countries on his own. Just because he’s a dick.

The Irishman misunderstands

This is about butter, not nations. The nations are merely places in which the butter resides.

Summa cum laude

Butters stop shooting people in the dick!

Civilizations lived by this idea for millennia

This is clearly a rewrite, it should be in Hebrew