I hated 2023 BC. I lost my woolly mammoth that year.

It was the best 2023 we ever had.

You’d have to ask Courtney. Because she had him killed and all that.

Portal 2. I love the game. But when it goes all the way down and you have to fight your way through that underground rubble…

What message?

It’s different for me. In my worst moments, the thought of sex is one of the most beautiful and positive I can grasp.

Looks like Holiday decorations for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Sure. And she’s definitely on a beautiful farm.

This is “brave” until it goes wrong. Then it’s “stupid”. The border is narrow.

It is true.

When I was a student, a friend texted me one evening:

“Tequila. Name of our usual bar. Now.”

I replied “OK” and was there 20 minutes later. She was a little surprised, but learned exactly the lesson of this post that evening.

I wanted to say that too. Of course, family is great too, but I'm always grateful for that. Today it's Lemmy's turn.

Because the joke is about spending so much money on things like porn and alcohol. It’s just a joke, no real statement of expenses.

This reminds me of "Gum's Gotten Mintier Lately. Have You Noticed?"

I got the same! And it is soooooo true! Gotta love the stars! <3

I needed that too.

Nah, when I see what's going on here in Europe… These may not be such obvious jokes, but this stupid and dangerous right-wing propaganda, which seems to be gaining momentum everywhere, is frightening.

I know this has been said many times, but the fact that this clown was actually President of the USA makes me doubt the sanity of humanity.

Ok. I'll say it first: Fuck the 2034 World Cup.