Classy

Here’s our chance. Reagan should stick to acting

Swiftboat 2?

Like a couch cover?

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

What part of orphan crushing machine don’t you understand?

But also dumb

The more of a pig he is, the closer to the election, the more likely it is to turn out the vote against him. Conservatives vote no matter what typically. Enthusiasm on the left decides the election

This color does run apparently 🫠

Have you ever seen Rhode Island and Rhodes in the same place? No? I rest my case.

Oh yeah, I’m just trying to dig at them both, as Pence has nothing but a veneer of civility, and Vance doesn’t even have that

Though I suppose when it comes time to choose a couch…

Hey man, it’s just Pence’s AIDS policy, don’t look at me

Let’s not spread the rumor that JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 1990

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady’s breast?

You gotta be quiet and polite, so the right can still support you when you kill the gays

I believe the preferred nomenclature is couch botherer

Gives a new meaning to loveseat

That guy seems pretty confident he won’t get caught up in the sweep huh

She almost failed successfully

Kamala issues a challenge to them, 2v1, no items, fox only, final destination