that which is false is merely a refraction of truth
death by too much LSD sounds like a uniquely awful way to go out
too fucking real
damn you! made me look (and need to change my pants)
fuck walgreens. mine used to be a different pharmacy before walgreens bought it and completely ruined it.
lmao if he dies of old age 3 weeks before the election I’m gonna shit my pants
nothing gets me more pissed off than when I’m driving the speed limit on an open road with an open passing zone, no one coming towards me or ahead of me, and some dipshit decides to ride my ass
facebook marketplace
quality over quantity my friend
ngl I blocked them because I got sick of seeing stale memes reposted with vaguely related titles. I thought they were a repost bot but that might be going too far
real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you’re done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you’ve ever been in a bathroom where the “sensor is broken” and it seems to flush at random, it’s because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can’t get a visual. real truth
I have had both rabbits and guinea pigs and I can assure you this is a guinea pig
I was listening to a live stream with a couple meteorologists explaining everything. they were fairly jovial and laid back seeming guys but at one point, one of them got a deadly serious tone to his voice and started talking about how this one can’t be rode out, can’t be survived.
let my people go
this is why I’m a computer denialist
this is so scary for everyone in the path. I hope the president calls a special session so they can get more relief funding.
TIL there’s a public mod log
not speaking for op but usually it’s just a fashion accessory. It’s basically a form fitting necklace
even cheapo plywood and cardboard houses cost a fortune so construction companies don’t build with stronger materials because no one would buy the house. that’s my armchair opinion at least.
I had to stop using google search altogether because every single time it would give me an unsolvable capcha. duckduckgo sucks donkey dong but at least it doesn’t make me do that