I was told not to eat candy that was damaged. Not the package, but the actual candy. So if an M&M had a chipped shell, I wouldnt eat it because “it could be poisoned”.

I remember having a text to speech program on my windows 98(?) PC that required me to type a long string of stuff into the command prompt. We had it written on an index card and I remember it taking forever to type in. Between starting up the computer, typing in the code, and having it actually load if typed correctly the first time, it was nearly a 30 minute endeavor just to laugh at a computer voice say “poopy butthole herpes”.

Is life

Would you rather, receive open heart surgery performed by Oz, Phil with Nurse McCarthy, or receive lethal injection administered by Dr Phil?

This shouldnt be a hard question, but…

Our dads probably know each other.

I’m sure there’s a relevant bible verse that can be used to justify that.

There’s that one where “and Jesus spoke unto his flock, ‘maketh my words weapons, and ye shall have the word of God to force women to have sex with you for all eternity’ and everybody clapped”

It’s really good. Haven’t have a flavor from them that isn’t really good.

We want you to grow up to be big and strong!..someday.

Tussle their hair, smile and say “sure thing big guy. Want some chocolate milk?” And put your hands on your hips. It will make their day.

Tangentially related, the key and peele sketch about Jaden explains his personality so well I believe it’s essentially a true real life adaptation of a conversation he has had.

Corner the market then lower your prices. It’s basic economics!

Your point is stupid because no matter how you make a sausage cheddar biscuit loaf, it’s going to be unhealthy.

Less processed? Yes. More tasty? Maybe. More healthy? No. Easier? No. Faster? No. Cheaper? Negligible.

Used to see hydrox as a kid but haven’t for a while now. I’ll choose UTZ over any Frito Lay product. I’ll choose Humpty Dumpty over any UTZ product though. People are missing out on the ultimate overly seasoned potato chip.

He’s busy degassing his hydrogen and oxygen.

If you hear “sausage cheddar biscuits” and think, “well that sounds unhealthy!” while clutching your pearls, then you don’t understand what’s going on here.

That is an outrageously long time to wait for a laptop without updates. From the prices I just looked up, it also is outrageously expensive.

I would have sought a refund before now already, but that’s just my opinion.

Whatever not your dog, but don’t call me fam.

Let them stew? Only cereal killers do that.

Your wife, and don’t call me dog.

Almost correct. Depends on the type.