Hyphlosion

While WFH is amazing, your colleagues just going poof and never knowing what happened to them is a big downside.

What if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?

Behold, the real reason why Elon launched a car into space.

I like corn dogs.

@Maven Also all the “As Seen on TV” stuff that’s just hanging around by the checkout aisle.

@Duamerthrax I’d love to get me one of those raspberry pie mini consoles one of these times.

Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ American’s God-given right.

My PC specs are 0. You might’ve missed the part where I said “console peasant.”

Most. But there’s a small problem: Us console peasants can’t play it yet. So… Yeah.

Say you’re a (fellow) GFuel nerd without saying you’re a GFuel nerd.

That’s okay. I didn’t feel like getting any sleep tonight anyways…

It’s true. I usually eat animals that were killed for me. Thanks, grocery stores!

That’s a very frogressive thing to say.

I don’t know why I hang out with you guys!

I’d love to shut up and play Starship Troopers: The Game. But unfortunately, I don’t have a PS5 or gaming PC. Still holding out hope that this will come to Xbox one day.

Is it weird that I saw the Ceiling Wizard before I saw the ladies with the awkward grins?

Guile’s Theme Goes with Everything was my all time favorite meme. Followed closely by Chuck Norris jokes.

These days I’m really into Bully McGuire.

Being mad at something costs energy, and I’d rather move on instead continuously giving Reddit that kind of respect and having it live rent-free in my head. Feels good.

“Small” price increase? Are your toilet paper squares $10 bills or something?

That is until the “Big” Mac seemed to shrink in size and is now very dry with a bit of sauce and old iceberg lettuce dumped all over it.

Give me a Double Quarter Pounder or give me death!