*Sentence with more than ten words or two commas

*Americans so used to dumbed-down soundbites - “Is this a word salad?”

Number three will shock you 😲

I automatically downvote headlines like this.

Here’s how

Downvotes duh

Worms

But they’d fuck it up again

Does for 96% of the market lol

I use Windows because it just works

I lived in Paris for a year, speak french and respect people who work extremely difficult jobs in the most tourist-heavy city on the planet

I think I met three or four grumpy cunts in that year. Considering everything, that’s a miniscule percentage

Bear in mind these people aren’t being false-nice. They don’t rely on tips to feed their kids

Buy Lidar at Temu dot com three dollar

Oh god I tried The Crew

Racing for likes and followers? 😂🤢🤮

Slams downvote button every time

It’s a typo, he actually survived a monthling ordeal; thirty days of being hunted by a rabid newborn child

Who complains the most about the so-called french “attitude”?

Brits and Yanks, the ones that think cleaners and waiters are beneath them and need to dance to earn tips

Makes sense

France - treating people the same no matter what they do for a living.

It’s really nice to be respected even if you’re a cleaner or a bin man, and very much deserved

Hold on, I’ll phone the Romans and ask them why they didn’t make the pont du Gard wheelchair accessible

In my dad’s era, a bit of crumpet was something completely different

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I’m not seeing The Girl With All The Gifts there!

I love monkey puzzle trees! They look like they’d be so easy to climb

I don’t like trying to climb them though