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8 months agoOne lobotomy, please.
HotDogFingies
Chaotic good or we can’t be friends.
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Cake day: June 11th, 2023
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6·8 months agoWhen I was a kid, my grandmother worked at one of the Catholic churches where the priest had been accused of sexually abusing children. I had been to this church, shaken this man’s hand.
During this time, my grandma appeared on the news, wildly pleading, “He’s a good man! He did nothing wrong!” I remember my father’s crazed laughter as he manically searched for a VHS tape to record the scene.
I get regular cravings for papaya. I am a masochist.
Not if they can convince people that his conviction is some kind of liberal plot to silence him.
Not great. Just had a lumbar puncture and feeling pukey.
Can’t wait die on the dance floor.
Just kidding, it’ll be alone in my bathroom.
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Knowing Republicans, Heather Scott has been craving some strange meat.
I hope we all have someone out there who thinks of us with this level of genuine fondness precisely because of how weird we are.
$11.99 here in Chicago.
Maybe somewhere dumb like Rock N Roll McDonald’s or San Francisco.
Yeah, but have you met anyone from Wisconsin?
I’ll be watching you
Guys, Barbara Ann.
Bomb Iran, bake the land.
4·9 months agoHoly shit, why
That website gave me cancer
Hoo ha