did it drink the other one?
did it drink the other one?
Why is there only one wolf
Bouncy bouncy
Why don’t Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?
I just want mariachi band to play Y Los Cielos on the other side of the door when I’m trying to squeeze out a really tough one, but that would be rude to them and those years are past.
If they bring a mariachi band I’m sold
I have car tacos like once a month I dunno what you’re talking about. I also wear a lot of loud prints to cover up stains for unrelated reasons
I’ma show this to my wife the next time the smoke thing beeps as an excuse to get a fancy new thermometer.
Cargo pants and Chinese takeout
The look on mom’s face when we get to the dentist after she said we were going to Disney
My stank don’t get much hoobier
All I remember about Tustin is it has damn fine Vietnamese food
Hey I’ve got two machine guns on my feet watch out buddy edit link
A guy says to his wife: “Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!”
Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?”
He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way…”
Nothing wrong, just my sinuses hurt when my bogies get like that
I’m worried about all y’all 3s
This was in my grandma’s ww2 cookbook how dare you
dude tell your uncle to stop fucking toasters