A 2021 survey by the Public Religion Research Institute found that 23% of Republicans believe that “the government, media and financial worlds in the U.S. are controlled by a group of Satan-worshipping pedophiles.”

I’m torn between thinking “Well, Marx didn’t think of that” and “it’s predictable that during the death throes of hypercapitalism the proletariat may get a bit fuzzy-headed.”

Nah, they just can’t spell truth.

Set sails, boys!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Reagan - whose father paved the way for the Bush/Trump syphilis parade

I’ve always low-key blamed Trump (and his minions) on lead poisoning - paint, exhaust from leaded gasoline, old pipes & so forth. I suppose there’s some portion that’s explained by inbreeding. But, I guess some portion of the phenomenon could also be explained by uncooked pork products…

…because corporations are people? Blegh.

I read Nikki Haley as Kristi Noem, and frowned at this headline in confusion.

You’re forgetting the pre-Web internet: 99% students & academics. It was largely awesome. When you did get trolled, it was by someone who could spell and form a cohesive argument.

The DA figured it out: if you want to shut Trump up, just show him your Pecker.

This is what happens when you try to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

I’m inclined to believe this, but what I see is laughably bad. I’ve agreed with the premise of Sandy Hook Promise since before the Sandy Hook Massacre, yet they’ve been pounding me with ads for years. Every once in a while, I get a halfhearted “But Trump is pretty cool, isn’t he?” Which will never be clicked. And, when I watched a reaction channel do Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I got a shit-ton of “God hates fagz!” And was pretty glad to see them wasting their money on me.

Did he make you manually allocate all the space for food in your stomach before you started to eat?

2001 called and asked for its headline back.

I feel like I’ll probably watch that Mayfair Witches show starring Alexandra Daddario at some point, but it hasn’t happened yet.

In case anybody else was confused, the character on The Simpsons is Nelson Muntz.

Republicans’ effort to count fails after they run out of fingers.

Clinton/Trump, for one. Although there are literally billions of answers.

They had to get to Golden Corral before the dinner rush.

You woulda thought that vaccination during a pandemic would have united us all. Or Earth is round. Or Putin is bad.

I don’t disagree with the premise, but who would it be? Kamala? I don’t see it. Liz? The Senate is already going to be a mess, plus superdelegates. Bernie? Ditto. Gretchen? Could only see it if Biden totally stopped functioning. In my perfect world, they’d call Russ Feingold back up to the Majors, but since that didn’t happen 20 years ago, it sounds like a much more remote possibility today.