Gumby

I literally just started the second book a few days ago! I’m loving it so far.

They should definitely livestream this.

Don’t forget the Belarusians. They’ve been involved since Day 1.

Do you honestly believe he’ll be out of the news cycle if he loses?

Captured a Confederate ship and gave it to the Union, and South Carolina is putting up a statue for him? Damn, I’m honestly (but pleasantly) surprised.

“The others” had guns? As in, the Capitol Police, Secret Service, and other security services who were desperately trying to stop the mob? Because I’m not aware of any “others” that were there that day.

But the constitution forbids the US military from operating within the borders of the US! Surely that’ll stop him from ever being able to do this! Right? Right???

Maybe she should endorse Kamala then.

But the electoral college is usually expected to vote in line with the popular vote

Electors in the electoral college are generally (with a few exceptions where EC votes are allocated proportionally) expected to vote in line with the popular vote of their respective states. Not with the overall national popular vote.

Yeah but it’s all going down from Oregon to California. That’s down on the map, which means it’s all downhill, so it should really be quite simple. (/s obviously)

A SWAT team happened to be training? In the middle of a hurricane??

I’ll get right on that, as soon as I wrap up these 3 defects

Hi it’s me, your colleague

How I’m imagining public transportation in Lancaster, PA:

If it’s not a long form certificate then it’s not valid

Can you elaborate on “four square”? It’s been a while since I bought a car.

Libertarianism broke Libertarianism

Maybe even buy guns as Christmas presents for the inmates making the threats!

Really strong “the only way I’ll lose this election is if there’s massive fraud” vibes here.

It’s been their #1 play for decades

EDIT: And somehow it has continued to work for them