Sarcasm aside, it’s unprecedented (and/or unpresidential) for one clown to be charged in criminal proceedings in four different venues and not be held in jail.

The man has multiple passports and owns a private jet. It’s fair to say he’s a flight risk.

Oh. Trump had someone photoshop something.

I thought Trump was referring the ketchup stains that he leaves everywhere from throwing plates when he’s cranky.

Let’s give this a more reasonable title: “Stephen Miller Launches Advertising Campaign / Fundraiser Using Meritless Lawsuit”