Kids in Africa could’ve eaten those minutes

“Right you are, Phil. I too agree it’s incredibly important we make the age of consent 16 in America.”

Uh huh. Yeah they’ve never made fun of anyone at all. Never had any stereotypical controversies.

Fuck off man. They’re not as ridiculous as South Park but they certainly know when to critique.

You are part of the group that I hope they parody.

Honestly I do understand why PC gamers are upset. But this isn’t exactly news. They’ve done this with every PC port. And given the clusterfuck that was GTA IV on PC I’m fine waiting another year for a GOOD PC port.

Again I get it. But I personally bought a Series X when PC gaming was too expensive to get into so I take it that’s who they’re gonna go for as well.

The retards in the comments are giving me cancer.

Did we watch the same trailer? This looks fucking amazing. None of this is actual gameplay footage, and about two scenes actually look like cutscenes. but it’s all been rendered IN ENGINE. Just like every other fucking Rockstar trailer to ever exist. This looks freaking insane.

People are shitting on the 2025 release date like……bruh. RDR2 took 8 years to develop. Rumors say this has been in development since 2019 or so, right after the release of RDR2. So 6-7 years which makes perfect sense. I’m not happy about the nearly two year wait but it fits with the development timeline.

Jesus christ I hope Rockstar parodies all of your asses to show how fucking negative the internet has become.

YOU KILLED MEEEEEEEEEE

good.

That’s the problem though. While antimatter exists, which has negative mass, it exists only in small amounts, and you’d have to have a massive amount of it to accomplish such a feat. We’d need to find a way to create it.

And don’t get me started on the other problematic aspects of it, like space debris.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STRAIGHT UP CHILD PORN???

Edit: Who is the sick fuck that upvoted this???

iPod Nano

I schlamed my pehnis in the cahr door

HG hasn’t implemented EVERYTHING as promised. Honestly…

But the game is a lot better. Very little bugs. Spent some hours with it via Game Pass. I enjoy it way more versus Day 1 release. But the core mechanics are still a problem. That loop of “mine, find stuff, build a quick base (new), leave planet” is still present. They’ve just added extra stuff to do, but that little quirk is what makes the game get boring REALLY fast. Even the planets are still single biome which creates this lack of need or desire for exploration. I want to do things outside of that, and while I can with missions, the missions are boring and lackluster. Without a doubt, the game is still decent in its own right. But $60 dollars? Hell no.

You just can’t fix how a game was intended to be played unfortunately.

You can’t say that when for literally YEARS CDPR advertised the game as being exactly that. A futuristic, play-who-you-want RPG sandbox. Instead we practically got a Far Cry clone with light RPG elements. They just quietly stopped advertising it as such.

But people remember. Just because you didn’t expect it yourself doesn’t mean it wasn’t advertised as such.

Honestly I’m considering leaving even .world. Mods have just been feeling too Reddit-like recently.

I guess that’s the nice thing about the fediverse though.

Agreed. OP, your wife is a cheating whore. Even though we have no actual significance to her and do not know her, trust us bro.

SHULK SHULK SHULK

Good god these comments are cancer.

Can confirm. Had COVID twice since 2020 and it absolutely fucking sucks. Never felt anything like it.

That would only be if it STOPS spinning IIRC.

It’s spinning faster.