Now why would they be doing that?

I write again having done my own research. It turns out he’s had a wifesaving neck surgery known as a twateotomy

Just get your weird shit from their patreons. Or like, kemono.su if you’re horny and broke.

You think maybe it’s like his bioluminescent anglerfish lure, but for deranged sickos?

It’s long past time to flush these turds

CNN surely 🤓

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I can make a hamburger and fries in like ten minutes active cooking time for £3, and it’ll have proper beef and be perfect.

What is even happening at Burger King?

Agreed that the position should be subject to drug testing. You have to be sober as a cat to pilot a commercial plane, but a speed junkie can have nukes? Insane.

The HR sector are a blight on humanity. They’re the HOA of corporate departments.

You know what would be amazing? If wimping out meant Biden got to debate a sane republican instead. You know, someone Biden probably knew from school, like Teddy Roosevelt or something.

Hmm. The main joke here was meant to be how far back I had to go to think of a sane republican, but flubbed it with a “Biden old” punchline. Hat on a hat.

Fuck the junta

The bullet hell thing has firm Axiom Verge vibes

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Skin in the game has a way of bringing reality into sharp relief, don’t you find?

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