

She knew she could safely pass, knowing her legacy is about to get fucking supercharged by the incoming musk administration.
She knew she could safely pass, knowing her legacy is about to get fucking supercharged by the incoming musk administration.
He can also throw a football over those mountains. And he can hold his breath for 17 minutes. He once flew to the moon in a hot air balloon, and had an affair with the Queen of the Moon. He likes green eggs and ham, but never once hopped on pop. He invented the post-it note and once fed a gremlin after midnight with no consequences.
Do you know Praying Mantis?
The rationale was “de-escalation through escalation,” remember?
Do we get ponies and ice cream after this “revolution?”
I just saw it the other day, it’s the only reason i remembered.
They got O’Neill back after an asteroid buried the gate in season… 3? Let the event horizon clear out a cavity, then dig out.
I prefer the Fargo Challenge! Who wants to look at my woodchipper?
Unless she said “you’re next” within the cops hearing. That’s terrorism charges, boys!
“In the next step of Nintendo’s legendary litigious run, the company has decided to sue the entire population of earth for trademark infringement. The lawsuit of Nintendo v. Everyone is set to begin early 2026.”
Graphic. I’d like them to French kiss my hairy balloon knot.
I read this, and the Isaac Hayes/Chef voice that lives in the back of my head asked who’s havin’ butt sex?
“I guess he doesn’t want any CHOCOLATE! It’s like catnip for clones!”
As John McClane so eloquently put it: “welcome to the party, pal!”
“Not only does Gatorade bend better, it’s better for you!”
“President Elon rings a bell, sidekick Trump drools. And now with the weather, is a quadriplegic strapped to a donkey.”
A jab in the eye with a sharp stick, daily, for the next four years, is a better alternative to what’s in the pipe.
Tareyton Cigarettes: If you’re not smoking Tareyton, FUCK YOU.
“I only use butter from cows that were fed nothing but butter their whole lives!”