I’d hope that it’s that their friends are edgelords and keep changing their name when they leave their phone/computer unlocked
I’d hope that it’s that their friends are edgelords and keep changing their name when they leave their phone/computer unlocked
A classic prank
I didn’t twig who was in the picture and assumed there was a policeman waiting on the other side of the “keep door closed” sign just waiting to arrest anyone who opened it
He was, but…
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.
Who needs a wingman when you have a wingnan?
Same in Britain. Damn homophobia ruining perfectly good slang!
The moustache says wisdom, the eyes say googly
Don’t pretend you didn’t become obsessed with whatever cool new slang was flavour of the month when you were a child
Listen, that’s no way to speak about the minister for sport and culture, he’s doing his best!
Isn’t that how imagining anything works?
if you can stand looking at dead people’s bones
I much prefer it to looking at alive people’s bones
Yes, that is the joke
This is why wanker is such a good insult. I’m a wanker, you’re a wanker, we’re all wankers.
otherwise trans women would be downing soy milk like there was no tomorrow
This is the classic counter-argument to so many superstitions and conspiracy theories. Storms are punishment from God for your homosexuality? Oh great, let’s organise a big gay orgy everywhere there’s a drought! Crystals can heal you and ghosts can tell you secrets from beyond the grave? Brilliant, every military and intelligence agency is going to invest heavily changing warfare and espionage immediately!
I’ve not put mine away since
If you liked the guy who murders a load of civilians in like the second episode then I don’t think you can pretend it’s because he’s handsome!
That’s a bollard, not a lamp post
TIL you can view people’s name-change history on Steam