The last decade has broken anyone's ability to separate sarcasm from reality.

When stupid people think their opinions are as good as opinions from experts, the world edges closer to extinction.

Whoooosh

"I love the poorly ethical!"

So I guess that's basically an admission that he violated his oath.

The one good thing is that it sticks around an extraordinarily long time.

Would you could you down her throat?

If he didn't already have someone in the wings to replace a seriously ailing 90 year old, then I'm going to consider him incompetent.

Good. The lunatic vote will split between him and Trump.

FWIW, I'm autistic (officially) and no autistic people I know are right-leaning.

Lesbian or not, Velma is my sex idol.

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Nazis beat off other Nazis.

But what will the Republicans think?! /s (who cares)

Guaranteed flaccidity if that happens.

Comedy callback :D

She originally claimed she was kicked out because she was too enthusiastic about the show.

So…were there children in the audience? Sounds like she could be forced to register as a sex offender under some American laws.

In other words, substantially less than he inherited from his father.

He’s probably hoping for a protest against him with drag queens in attendance.