Warning? How about a beacon of hope!

Most of us are childless adults because of republican policies.

Dexif

She was a fucking DA, ain’t nobody wanna debate with her, especially a half brained real-estate broker

I love the verbal visualization;

A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years. A trillion seconds is 31,688 years.

I was laid off several several months ago, am kinda glad now

America’s stance has been “fuck the working class” since the 80’s at this point I’d love to see anyone try

Ah fuck, that’s more terrifying than I’d imagined!

I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!

Wait, polls were useful before?

Let’s make Bill Nye the head if the EPA while we’re at it!

“Well I got hurt too”

-Trump… probably

Especially in my city, whoever timed our traffic lights must have been drunk.

Croupt officials gotta stick together! ❤️

“ReGiSteReD RePuBliCaNs aRe AnTiFa!!!”

Polls? We still think those mean shit!

248 years of democracy, it was a good run bois

But think of the industries, how will the CEO’s and shareholders buy their second yacht, if all the lowly employees got to live comfortably. The masses must suffer for the benefit of the few.

Seriously, I’m sick of this black mirror episode, it’s becoming a sitcom.