That sucked, my dudes. u_u

Beards are based, mullets are cringe.

Yes. They were clearly ordered to not get caught.

Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…

Oh! Thank you for the context!

DefCon Stages:
5 - “I’m here, ain’t I?”
4 - “ain’t dead yet.”
3 - “it is what it is”
2 - “I’m not gonna lie to you”
1 - “…don’t worry about it”

Implying that if you said “i’m (fine/ok/alright/good/etc)” would be a lie.

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Beef tea was when people would boil jerky to rehydrate it. I actually do that at work sometimes! Most nights I enjoy bouillon broth on its own, but occasionally I’ll spruce it up with a little jerky, and it actually thicken up and get more tender! It also GREATLY enhances the flavor of the broth. When the dry night air of the office is bothering my throat, nothing satisfies quite like warm broth.

(I get hot water by not putting any coffee grounds in the coffee machine. I also use this to prepare tea on occasion, and also ramen cups every once in a blue moon)

See, killing puppies is only okay if you’re a republican like Kristi Noem.

^/s

oh but I thought “HaMaS dOeSn’T wAnT pEaCe”

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they both “incited insurrection” o_o;

huh.

except trump did it literally and jesus did it metaphorically.

in this timeline, Jesus taught them all how to walk on water - by freezing it first :D

i’m no longer christian but the idea of imagining jesus as a goalie, hell as the net, our souls as the ball/puck, and sins as the other players is kind of amusing to me.

If I had a deathnote… MAYBE I wouldn’t write his name in it, but only if he notices all the corrupt government officials suddenly having unfortunate accidents, realize he has a chance to be a better person than they were, and then acts upon that chance promptly.

🌏🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

She embarrasses your dumbshit GOPper asses repeatedly on a daily basis. And also embarrasses our entire country at the same time.

y’know come to think of it, it makes sense that libertarians wouldn’t like authoritarians. they are indeed diametrically opposed in principle. fake libertarians who are actually authoritarian but enjoy the libertarian aesthetic notwithstanding.

Police are like a box of chocolates.

Reverend Sylvester Graham didn’t create the graham cracker or graham flour but both were named after him. he was a major figure in the iteration of the vegan movement/lifestyle that existed in the 18th century.

What’s funny is, his story has a neat parallel to Doctor James H. Salisbury who is credited similarly with the invention of the Salisbury Steak, AND there was a stint of time during which they were both concurrently alive.

Their dietary policy positions were basically diametrically opposed to one another and i feel it’s a great injustice of history that they probably never crossed one another’s paths or had a big debate.

I really wish epic rap battles of history would cover this…