Destroyer of Worlds 3000

it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

they spelled “Hello World!” wrong

something something Ai powered something

I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.

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Beans

but, I need to just sit and stare out the window for a while

Where’s diabeetus?

John and Kate Plus 8, what a romance. Written in the stars.

Please, cash register person. Please, for the love of all that is sacred in human interaction. Please, do not ask me what I’m making with my groceries. It’s shame, that is what I’m making. The shame of the pre-made overpriced snack that become an entire meal on the couch. Or the shame of my best intentions fresh and healthy items rotting in the back of the fridge. SHAME IS WHAT I’M MAKING. ARE YOU HAPPY!?

hey sorry, just needed some “me” time. wasn’t mad at you fam. anyway, back on my bullshit.

I’ve given up on humanity, but not open source for some reason

I’m using old mac osx with some arbitrary california name? on a tower from 2009? I had to hack the shit out of it to get it to run anything modern. did I win?

Sorry OP, but we’re urgently trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty! We save car owners major money from the shock of expensive repairs with affordable extended coverage! For as low as a cup of coffee a day you can have the peace of mind when it comes to car repairs.

NYC Weather:

Winter- Smells like cold piss

Spring- Smells like piss

Summer- Smells like hot piss

Fall- Smells like piss and pumpkin spice

also combat veteran PTSD day, school shooting victims PTSD day, fireworks assembly worker tragedy PTSD day, regular old gun violence survivor’s PTSD day

You forgot about…

🦅🎇🇺🇸FREEDOM DAY🇺🇸🎇🦅

I used to get sandwich bags of weed from a guy that was a “DJ”. He would weigh out 3.5 grams on a triple beam scale stolen from the science classes at a local high school. Also, I could smoke cigarettes at high school in a special shed.

turn the music down, I’m trying to see