The disfigured jeans monsters holding the globe are the best part.

You leave The Littlest Hobo outta this!

Step 1: Open floorplan for office workers. Step 2: Harvest tears of said office workers. Step 3: Sell tears and profit.

I recently changed my body donation consent because of this. I consent to organ donation but not to scientific research. My brain cells are not down to participate in this shit!

e.g. I want everyone to have salad tonight and I’m not going shopping again today.

I paid $45 over 10 years ago. I would like to play version 1.0 sometime during my lifetime.

*tax dodging deadbeat rights

They made sure to pick pre-corrupted candidates.