Second. Sniping that damn scout midair as he concjumps the moat in 2fort.

Expensive and bitter.

Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

In other news: woman arrested for smuggling children across state lines in a cooler. Charges include, child endangerment and lewd conduct as the cooler was not in an approved rear facing car seat nor were the test tubes properly clothed.

Ah yes. The memories of a few minutes of flavor and a few more of sadness as you chew hoping it would return.

I’ll never forget that time at 6yrs old when I just kept chewing. It eventually just disintegrated and I was left with the consistency of old wet kleenex. I had to literally scrape my tongue to get rid of it all.

Months. You misspelled months.

Farewell Yo-yo Man

It’s the missed quicktime events that gnaw at my soul.

"You are a human too" for all people.

So a demented sense of humor is a sign of dementia? Who would have thought.