You’ll miss the climate change transition period when the sea rises, the food and fresh water is almost non existent, and the mass migrations begin 😀

Conservatives hate The Vatican now, and won’t go there because The Vatican City raised the age of consent from 12 to 18 in 2013

I love that ABBA song!

C’est la vie

Treat them like a HP printer

I’m not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.

Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There’s just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.

I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting

It’s all fun and games until the cameras come out during threesomes

Ahhh, that vit D!

What if your friend is a vegan?

Out out?

Postheating

Powermad is playing at The Hurricane!

As temperature increases to a level, in both Celsius and Freedom units, outrunning the shock wave is not something you would be considering doing 🥵

You can’t outrun radiation

My mother died of cancer while I watched. I was 13.

It was a relief, because her cooking was shit

You don’t have to eat the shit, you know

OREO

• Oreos

• R

• Extremely

• Overrated

Bees!?

No. All I see is “baard”, and I’m confused. What is a “rat baard”?

“Balls deep” is sexting. I’ve called the police!