For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

Are you new?! He’s got the R next to his name…!

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol’ (X).

Statue That Just Found Out It’s A Statue is my new spirit animal…

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

In 2007, my big companies that i adored were: Bethesda, Bungie, Bioware and Rockstar. They’ve all gone the way of the dodo as far as I’m concerned nowadays.

“Nobody wants a Pink Vader…”

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

I guess that’s all I’m really trying to say.

Pffft. They’ll get confused by Paseo de Peralta and end up at the mall.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Goalposts!

No. Hyperbole is just a really fast bole.

Red or green, homie?

“You used to kill animals for fun?!”

I think we’re in dire need of some Orcus right now.

And by extension, Putin.

I miss the good ol’ days when Bushy was the worst we could field. Ah, nostalgia.

The Tau…?

If only the person they voted for had said he intended to do this exact thing LOUDLY, REPEATEDLY AND PUBLICLY for the last 4 years…