Parents who have experience in both airport security, and trying to get kids to do literally anything.

Wow, TIL that we have a cricket team.

A good tactic when going against a shardblade.

Maybe if the police actually took steps to prevent robbery, or do literally anything to recover stolen property, people wouldn’t feel the need to try and do it themselves.

No harm in trying again.

I saw a screenshot of someone getting a refund with 90 something hours. Worth a try and see if they give it to you. Better then being stuck with a purchase you can’t/won’t use.

The standard rules are no refunds for games played more than 2 hrs. The first time you ask for a refund it’s handled by an automated system. Ask for a refund again, and an actual staff member will review. So just try again.

“A test of your reflexes!”

• some long haired blond fuckboi, probably.

Gotta slap the knee and say “well, I spose…”

Me running to the bathroom after getting halfway through with the 3rd cup.

It’s religion. The truth doesn’t matter, only the practices and values they want you to adopt do.

Can’t wait to hear about space X satellites falling out of a window.

Oh, of course. What was I thinking? That is the best page in the universe. I mean if it wasn’t, then it wouldn’t say so at the top of the page.

The only limit of course, being ourselves.

Ah yes, I sometimes reminice about all the good times I spent with a chicken on a raft.

Remember looking at the time counter to see when the first verse would repeat? Ah, good times.

It works on Drow rules. It’s ok if everyone knows you did it, but only if it can’t be proven with hard evidence. But if you get caught or it can be proven, you get cast out… Unless you have money enough to not.

Pretty similar to what’s going on with Twitter right now.

Well they’re right in one aspect, the rest of America has lost their minds for sure. The part they’re missing however, is that they themselves are also mindless.

In the end, nothing. I had a good solid 9 months of a job I loved, with decent enough pay. But then tanks to corporate execs laid off the entire IT team and outsourced it to a staffing company and reduced the size of the team from 100+ to about 8.

I’m still there because I still need the pay, but now it’s just like every other garbage corporate job out there. Miserable and soul sucking.

I have 2 year old twins… I get it.

I mean it’s wrong and I would never do that, but I get it.