Chainweasel

Let’s see here, RFK wants to ban vaccines and promote raw milk.
There is currently a bird flu epidemic in dairy cattle from bird droppings getting into the feed.
Consuming raw milk is one of the few ways humans can become infected with bird flu.
I’m sure this will be fine and the virus won’t mutate to allow for human to human transfer, it if it does luckily it only has a 56% mortality rate compared to the Covid morality rate of ~4% during its peak.

Yeah, it’s the area south of Pittsburgh near WV, why is it called Pennsyltucky instead of Pennsylvirginia? No idea.
But, it’s more of a “here be hillbillies” thing, especially when compared to the rest of the state.

Yinz is a Pittsburgh and Pennsyltucky thing

I’m lucky enough to be a state employee so I’ll still have OPERS when Social Security is annihilated next year, but I’m not sure that’ll be enough.

You forgot “Yinz”

We’ll see how baffled they really are after they unanimously approve him.

He’s not dragging them into court, he has absolute immunity for official acts, he’ll drag their bodies through the streets.
He promised to be a bloody dictator during his campaign and I truly believe that’s one promise he intends to keep.

If he’s smart he’ll have his family out of the country by then too. I know Trump planned on firing him, and I think Smith is smart enough to know that he’ll use a firing squad when he does it.

The Fascists will fire people with firing squads, there’s no shame in an act of self preservation when resigning from a job you can’t do might keep you alive.

When you’re stressed out or in a panic situation your brain will start to lay down more than one memory track at a time, this will cause time to feel slower when you think back on it. And because the “present” is constantly moving moment in time thinking back only 10 seconds can feel like 30 seconds, making time feel like it’s crawling along. If you spend 8 hours at work stressed out, at the end of the day it can feel like you’ve spent 16-20 hours there.

This is a friendly reminder that billionaires are marbled like Wagyu.

Deport?
I was thinking a good ol’ fashioned Texas barbecue.

I’m pretty sure there’s an anime of a very similar premise on Netflix called “Erased”.
It reminded me a lot of the movie “butterfly effect”

They probably wouldn’t have to worry about that threat if the press didn’t spend the last 4 years normalizing him and holding any other candidate to a completely different standard, but here we are.

Musk bought Trump and Trump won, musk already has the office.

Nah, he’ll use the location services from the dish to pinpoint the Ukrainian troop locations. If they’re smart they’ll start smashing them immediately.

The civil rights movement did not succeed because of Martin Luther King Jr’s peaceful speech, it succeeded because the Black Panthers bought a firearms en masse and took their rights.
We didn’t win the revolutionary war because we asked nicely and protested peacefully, we won because we ignored the standards of chivalry in war at the time and fought like guerillas.
Anyone who says violence isn’t the answer has never studied history.
Violence is the only thing that’s ever worked.

I’m not sure why we’re concerned about legality, if we’re going to just roll over when Trump makes it illegal to fight fascism at all because “it’s illegal” then we deserve what we got.

I agree, hindsight is 20/20 and if he would have just won then, this would have all been over yesterday.

But now, we’re 75 days from being an actual dictatorship, and when we help Russia flatten Europe we’ll also be an axis power.
Every time I think we’re in the worst possible timeline the universe says “bet” and throws us another curveball.
I’m getting really fucking tired of living in an era that will be fascinating to read about in future history books.

Well, he did say he was sleeping in bed with his four dogs so I can think of at least four different places he could have got the claw marks.