26 here. When it does finally happen I’ll let you know.

The only time an European eats a single slice of pizza is the next morning after they have overestimated their ability to devour the entire thing.

Extremely dirty. Why does nobody care about all the shit and litter out there? What caused such ignorance to form?

What genres are your bats listening to?

I just hate being told what (not) to do. If there is a solution to the problem, fucking let me solve it. I don’t need anyone’s permission or be told to deal with it just like every other schmuck.

I feel like my intelligence is being personally insulted. Any company deciding that I shouldn’t try to repair my phone, which is my property, because they believe I am too retarded to fix it, can suck a dick.

For some it’s the stock market instead of physics. Human brains are wired to invent patterns and meanings in places where there aren’t any.

Diving. Thousands blown along multiple failed exams. Still get made fun of in my family and work due to that.

Oh yeah? Well now your ears are ringing.

But what if you are the main character but everyone else is not?

There was no one responsible for JFK’s assassination. His head just randomly exploded on its own.

Unfortunately, it also means that boomers who smoke cigarettes won’t ever try vaping because “they’re both bad for your health”.

If it’s impossible to consistently make good songs. Even an artist whom a person loves will at best make 20% of their songs worth listening to. In a 1 hour set, usually 1-2 songs are worth saving into the library. Anyone who says stuff like “I love this artist’s album” is full of crap.

No after winter undercarriage washing? Rust will fuck you up.

Counterpoint:

Based

Really ties the room together huh

Much like the IRA attempting to kill Thatcher, we can fail to achieve unclear fusion as many times as we want, but we only need to succeed once.

Nah. Not that hot. Now 100 million kelvin, THAT is hot!

Sounds great! Where do I fill in my sensitive data?

No.

≈20/10 1km away from the closest cable. 20 EUR/month.