Mind giving a rundown of how you do it? I tried it many, many times and never accomplished much

He was just obsessed with cutting things in half

And yet they shit on Halloween

Isn’t preaching (i.e. telling people how to think) the basis of all religion, especially christianity and especially catholicism?

Poor people eating their avocado toast now COMPLAIN? UNIMAGINABLE!

The code states that “male students’ hair will not extend, at any time, below the eyebrows or below the ear lobes,”

Does this mean you can't have hair on the back of your head too? /s