Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

Pretty sure that oil is fairly cool as well, because the oil usually explodes out not just bubbles

I mean sure, if you want to give your friends 3rd degree burns. A single ice cube is gonna throw oil a few feet. Explosively.

source: worked at a KFC in high school with a dumb ass who put a coworker in the hospital by throwing some ice in the fryer

But I am the CIA, and I know where you live jeff

For those that need to hear this. Please don’t do this.

It’s ok to punch Nazis

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-sOSr7n_8YU

Not that accent

Yea, this crap is making it harder and harder to make jokes. It’s like someone installed a mod in the simulation that makes reality go bonkers.

Hence forth this will be known as “Billiams law”

Well yah, because the space laser didn’t work!

Conservatives are the biggest snowflakes, afraid of everything. They are like those little yappy dogs that bark at everything

Out of the two of these people only one is actually a billionaire :)

That’s gotta chap his orange ass

There is no damn way Trump doesn’t have blackmail on all these people

Mmm Junk Bonds and Junk Food

He does, and also, didn’t we get you already?

Well this is some BULLSHIT!

In my defense, I was really stoned at the time

Yea! #STOPBOTHATE