When were you a really little kid?

That sounds like quote right off of /r/wallstreetbets

Wow, dude. ::dad hug::

That appears to be a strawberry ‘now and later’ candy.

Windows Server 2022 kicks 2000 in the balls, does a line of coke, and crashes.

Windows Server 2022

Also, bitlocker is not the only disk encryption software for Windows. It’s just the built in one. If you wanted, you could use something like Veracrypt which is open source and will play nicely with all your OSes.

I find it hard to believe you’re not buying a second Raspberry pi.

There’s a Raspberry pi project you’ve been wanting to start. Sounds like now is the time.

Tomatillo tamales and chile.

That’s weird, she usually only bites me.

Is ty supposed to be thank you? Like (thank you)^-1 or thank you… NOT!?

He’s not. Obama is 6’2" and you easily Google pictures of Trump and Obama standing side by side.

The picture clearly shows 4 pedals. I conclude that this must be donkey.

Yeah, this sub was infiltrated by a rasict moron.