That’s Dork MAGA

Oh, I thought the loser would be sold to a rotisserie. My bad. 😅

That’s explicitly forbidden in Google Maps TOS

Oh no, they were raptured mid-sentence! How nice of the angels to hit send before dragging them away.

Umm ackshually you mean ephebophiles ☝️ *libertarianism intensifies*

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀✨

Just extend an arm out, you won’t miss. It’s yuge.

Weird that the power of prayer needs physical reinforcements!

Womp womp, what a sad Trumpet.

He got the Republican party by the gonads trying to stay out of prison but he’s dragging them all down with him. And if he leaves the race, many MAGAts will be Very Upset™, maybe disband, and he’ll hopefully face sweet retribution. I’m starting to think the best thing he ever did for the American people was not die.

Found this gem

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