I used to pre-mix peanut butter and a sick of butter in my kitchen aid and leave it in the fridge for this exact reason.

Sometimes I’d also add Sriracha

Anus… Right into the anus…

The Plastic Ono Band… It is not good.

Sweet… Jesus…

Green chile and cheese.

They used to have a set of drinking glasses. Worth every penny.

https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner

Consummate V’s!

Fucking Summit County. Yuppie hive of scum and villainy

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G81LihKHXD0?feature=share

Am OP. Nailed it.

We have this little rechargeable night light that shaped like a slug. I think it’s for little kids, but we use it on the bathroom at night so you don’t have to turn the main light on, but you can still hit the toilet.

It’s a dumb little thing. But it works so well and keeps a charge FOREVER. We got it on Amazon for like $15.

Plus you turn it on/off by clacking the eyes together.

Defo Kurt Angle…

Word is a bunch of the song catalog from RB4 will be ported over to Fartnight. So you might still get your chance.

Lil’ “bone apple tea” comin’ atcha!

Inappropriate nicknames. Wait for her to do something slightly embarrassing, make a nickname out of it, then strategically use it in awkward situations.

My current frontrunners are “Whisp-a-doody”, “FUPA-diaper”, and “Dumptruck full o’ dead cows”.

That last one isn’t anything she did, but something we both witnessed that really upset her.

NIDHOGG!!!

My partner didn’t “do” video games growing up. Till Stardew.

This is the way.

The Bird and the Bee, Black Moth, Blondshell, Bent Knee, Buke & Gase, Guerilla Toss, L’imperitrice, Lucifer, The Mysterones, Nico Vega, The Octopus Project, Orchards, Radiation City, No Doubt {first few albums, not the new garbage), Save Ferris, Rubblebucket, Elise Trouw

Just waiting for Sid Meier to make a new pirates game… Forever.