Make sure your kids are carrying so they can protect themselves incase some kid is carrying. 🤡

Now even our Gloriously Orange Saviour’s lawyers are spouting FAKE NEWS! Bunch of LINOs!

There’s no bond! There’s no judgement! Some very smart folks are saying there may not even be a legal system! Have you ever actually SEEN a judge?

Fear not, our Incredibly Patriotic and Stable Genius is still running the show from Truthy Social.

Ok, hopefully that’s everyone inoculated.

“Oh, just one more thing…”

The scientific spirit at work!

Yay!

Bibi, welcome to the other side of US foreign policy!

The point in shitting on HP is to shit on HP. Not sure what other point you’re looking for. Are you concerned that people are going to start feeling sympathetic?

I have a brother multifunction laser printer scanner thing. It is a cheap piece of crap with flaky wireless.

Unlike the HP printers I’ve had or worked with, with the Brother I feel like I at least get what I pay for… but it’s a pretty low bar.

I will happily upvote anything that rags on HP printers, I don’t care how low effort it is. In fact, I would hate to think someone spent actual effort on anything HP related.

HP printers have been kicking puppies and insulting your mother for well over 20 years. Wait, they haven’t? Well, after a certain point a company has burned so much good will by making marginal printers, less-than marginal drivers and artificially differentiating inks and toners to such a degree it’s hard to see it as anything other than profiteering… pant pant …that nobody cares if it’s unfair or inaccurate.

Don’t buy HP. Think of the puppies. Think of your mother, for God’s sake!

Yep and there are also fairly cheap strictly photo printers (cheap compared to getting film developed, at least)

I’m just nice so I have a lot of friends. A lot. I’ll stick up for them and they’ll stick up for me. Don’t mess.

That’s still a ways off, you’ll ruin your pants.

Burgers it is!

It’s so fucked up, the tv show Law & Order did a spinoff in Canada.

Specifically, he is the Donald’s anal worm, feeding on half digested Big Mac’s and hemorrhoids🍔🩸🪱

(oh, and lies)

SCROTUS

The R is for regressive. It does too fit there.

He’d rather wriggle a bit further up Trump’s ass. I mean, he had a brush with conscience a while back, but it’s warm and cozy up there and consequences are scary.

If that keeps you up you don’t deserve sleep

JeaNA

I not familiar with that specific version of the saying, no.

The devil is probably surrounded by assholes and is one themself. So I’m not sure how it’d apply.

Any other questions?

How ironic.

Get thee behind me, Auld Clootie. You can’t fool me.