Sriracha. I’m thankful to have found some fresh bottles recently, but they’re hard to find

Ah yes, the “portables” that never moved. They’re still at my old school, decades after I’ve left they’re still in the same damn spots.

My mom had one, I absolutely loved using that thing when I did

Uh oh, this is awkward…

Because we can’t afford our own lives, how are we supposed to support children? Not even taking into account for how absolutely fucked we all are. Our planet is dying, how can we bring children into this world if it’s all falling apart?

I'm a freelance beer sandwich artist, my partner is a paranormal ghost pepper streamer, and our budget is $2.4 million.