I meticulously eat all the whites off my fried eggs then shove the intact yolk into my mouth. Mostly because I hate yolking the other food on the plate and fried eggs are best hot. I have converted my husband. Everyone else seems to think it's weird.

I read this as, “Probably either meteorites or stray cats.”

Seems legit, moving along.

I was fired from Shopko for the same thing after being promised I was hired as permanent rather than seasonal. Of course, it didn’t seem to be a problem until after the holiday rush. Clowns.