All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again

Over the past while, our government has essentially turned our welfare system into a parody of the US's. This guy makes the most amazing Lego sculptures, and it's so fucking sad he's going through this.

Those silly sausages!

And when you consider that approx 47% of the population is (was) under 18, they really showed those ~5k kids!!

If only every country would follow suit so money doesn't get hidden in so-called "tax havens".

Maybe you should tell that to the comedian who wrote the joke 30 years ago

Maybe they're going by body mass? 1 Hamas = the weight of 10 babies, so that's what makes it right! Logic!

Thanks for your insight, @SHITPOSTING_ACCOUNT

It's easy to lump everyone together into the 'bad'uns" category, but from my experience even the worst of bad'uns have some humanity in them.

Sometime it's just very deep down ;)

Talk to the hand!

(Ok I'll stop now I promise)

Yeah, it's a very old joke so doesn't really make sense.

Much like women's rights.

I've always been a bit wary of apps which haven't been released to the app store (maybe I'm overly paranoid!), so I'm just gonna stick with my crappy spreadsheet for now instead, until it gets updated. Appreciate the suggestion though :)

So far, once security arrive and see that the person refusing to leave the plane is physically unable to leave the plane, the bat starts to get swung towards the airline. I've been lucky I guess in that the human factor always kicks in to my favour.

Once I had law enforcement called (I can't remember where I was exactly - as frequent fliers can empathise with - but it was somewhere in east Asia, maybe China) to remove me and I was freaking out about being stuck into a prison, and when the officers arrived they took one look at me and started SCREAMING at the flight crew. If I hadn't been stressed to the hilt and freaking about about the deadline I was missing I probably would have found it hilarious.

(Also sorry if I sounded facetious before, where I'm from being legless is slang for being drunk so I was making a joke that I now realise no one else will have got)

Haha, sure thing kiddo.

If periods get you this worked up, I think you may have bigger fish to fry. As for me, I finished high school decades ago which means I don't have to deal with people like you. Toodles!

Uh, why exactly am I not supposed to be tracking my period? Are you really trying to mansplain how to deal with menstruation?

There are ways of safely recording data that don't involve pens and paper, believe it or not.

-Maybe if you take a second away from furiously mashing that downvote button and have a think about things, you'll realise you're being a little bit silly.

Still doesn't help much if you lose it, I'm guessing you don't menstruate? Plus, apps do the prediction for you so you don't need to count days to figure out whether your symptoms are hormonal or physical or whether you're late or not, etc.

Honestly I would love them to try, I could use some extra cash.

When you use it once a month for decades, that paper starts to get either full or lost.

I love how my joke went down as well as a foetus down the toilet

Women's reproductive rights are a complex issue. On the one hand there's killing babies; on the other there's giving women a choice.

Tough call.

E: some of the PMs I'm getting for repeating this are absolute gold.

E2: we're all going to hell