Urethra Franklin

S Tier, sir!

Mmmm…pixelation.

ASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!

Don’t worry, I’ve been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.

He’s too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.

Always glad to be of service.

If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?

EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

I swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.

Excuse me?

If you can’t get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

Save big money at My Nards!

Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.

I love ewe.

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.

Turducken would like a word.

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.