Greetings, Kronar, Son of Man.
Greetings, Kronar, Son of Man.
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
(because someone had to)
In this period of history? The union is murdering the Jarls every couple of generations.
Maybe I’m just being prejudiced, but I don’t think I’ll be taking survival advice from an extinct species.
I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved…
Because sucrose is eternal.
Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.
## Hi sober me, this is drunk me. I have no idea how this works, but it does. Do not touch it
“…but he had rather sharp claws, and a great many teeth, so Alice felt it should be treated with respect.” - Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.
More regression to the mean than anything new, really.
pretentiously smugs in Parabola
My other ride’s your Mum/Dad. (Yes, Mum-slash-Dad)
Godzilla (1998) was okay.
Who wants to be the next anime exporter?
Okay, sure. Stalin did strip the Soviet Union of whatever communism was left after Lenin was done with it. And, fair, he was a self-aggrandising psychopath concerned only with his own power.
But he did kill a hell of a lot of Russians, that counts for something, right?
I’ve always liked, Error ID:10T.
And horse spunk. Or is it horse cock and donkey gush?
D-R Vers: …whose members were as the members of asses, and whose emission was as the emission of horses.
Like, is there a difference, beyond the very slight genetic ones?
Unless furry porn has lied to me, donkeys have bigger dicks, but horses cum more.
Ez 23:20
Ah, yes. The Donkey Dick verse, definitely one of the better verses.
“You need to paint the King of Beasts.”
“…I’m going to allow this.”