I heard that. “Smeeeeg- ma”

“Oh no, there goes Jokyo…”

Vomiting, barefoot and full of semen?

Rat-arsed, fizzled, fucked, fooked, fecked

Fair point.

Is this like how Inuits have a bunch of words for snow because they deal with so much of it, Finnish people have different kinds of getting drunk?

The pharmacist at my local Tesco once told me I was buying paramol too often. It had been at least a year since I last bought it.

This told me that:

A. They’re using facial recognition to track purchases

B. There’s either not enough info provided by it or enough training on it’s use

I think Family Guy did this one first

Yea, this is probably a crime in a lot of places. Am I wrong?

He was 10 in 1990

Needs at least two more monitors and one more soldering iron

Such as?

I don’t see how having a monarchy with no real power has any effect on the day to day lives of British people.

Then what the hell is the point in the amount of tax money that we spend on them? If tourism is such a big money spinner for the country then getting rid of them and keeping the related buildings would still bring in money without having to pay for the decadent lives of these parasites.

If that building could talk it would say some incredibly disturbing things.

Exactly. Why call the cops when you can fire somebody a text?

These are a couple of the results Craiyon created with the prompt “Manny Feast”.

Ah, you got to that one first!

100%. I’m from the UK and the drinking culture here is ridiculous. People don’t just drink, they get wasted. My best friend died from alcohol abuse at 34.

There are people at my company who are very obviously alcoholics and spend the workday hungover or still drunk a lot of the time stinking of booze and that’s totally fine apparently. But if I smoked weed at the weekend like I used to and came into work totally sober I’d test positive, get fired immediately, completely fuck my career prospects and very likely get a visit from the police trying to bust me. It is bullshit.

Yea, no smoker has teeth that white

I’m shoveling the air Rand’